Index

Archimonstruos

Wabbit | Moon | Koalaks | Dragohuevos | Otomai | Pandala

When I am not toiling around with the dark powers that be, people are being murdered in a most gruesome fashion. When I am doing neither of those, I am traveling around the world destroying Gods creations. But not any ol' creature will do for the Master of Destruction. Leaving common monsters around to fatten up the common hunters makes for a much more enjoyable victim, at least that's what I've lived, and others have died, by. No, I only hunt and put on display the most renouned of my victims. The creme of the crop. To put it bluntly...

Archmonsters.

If you are interested in learning how and why animals act the way they do, choosing to single out one of their own and bestowing upon him the highest title possible to cannon fodder, a name, read on. If not, read like your life depends on it.

Animals have long since realized that regardless of how intricate and well-designed their ecosystem, language, and schools of thought advanced, humans will refuse to acknowledge them outside of the occasional "Ahhh! M-m-m-monsters!," "Aww, he's so cute~.," or "Kill it!" As a result, a whole plethora of unknown artifacts and writings are waiting to be discovered. Yet nobody looks for them because they are too caught up in The System (crafting and dofus hunting). So it was left up to me to ask "why?" and "would you prefer to be broiled or flayed today?" I went digging around and found evidence on ancient tablets revealing that the dreggon arethmitics was eons ahead of its time.* Indeed, we seem to only just be reaching their level of advancements. Some of the greatest minds of our time, such as the late Yaya-Ceravieja Ph.D, would even go as far as to claim that the destruction of ancient Ankama was triggered by the lack of recognition explorers showed the dreggons during their encounters, choosing, instead, discourse in the laws governing the movement of objects, specifically swords (or shovels(or hammers(or daggers(or wands)))). But that is well beyond the scope of the introduction. Suffice to say that the animal kingdoms various civilizations have discovered what we humans have always known; the more you stand out is directly proportional to the size of the target on your head. Or better yet, if you're important enough to have a name than you're important enough to have a following of paparazzi. This effectively ensures that advanced creatures will have the time necesary to personally gather their thoughts in paperback form rather than being published posthumously.**

Knowing how fragile the ecosystem is, I do only what any man would do after dedicating his restless nights to research. I destroy it. Enjoy your stay in my gallery of chaos.

* I didn't actually go looking for this. I stumbled upon them while testing out a new form of torture on some lucky traveler.
** Publishing houses are highly profitable companies.